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Published September 8, 2008 | By Bob Mooney

FACTS TO PONDER:

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. Is…

700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians

Per year are…

120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician Is…

0.171.

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.

Now think about this:

Guns:

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. Is 80,000,000.
(Yes, that’s 80 million.)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths Per year, all age groups,
Is…

1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths Per gun owner Is…

.000188.

Statistics courtesy of FBI

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, ‘Guns don’t kill people, doctors do.

‘FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends To thisAlarming threat. We must ban doctors Before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

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2 Comments on Facts

bluepaintred:

September 8, 2008 at 9:41 am

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Trukindog:

September 8, 2008 at 8:02 pm

Ood I feel I’ve seen this somewhere before?

Trukindogs last blog post..FACTS TO PONDER:

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