Monthly Archives: April 2009

A Handy Stimulus Flow Chart

Published April 30, 2009 | By Bob Mooney

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Shaved Pussy

Published April 29, 2009 | By Bob Mooney

I told my wife she should shave her pussy.

So she did..

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Posted in Random Bullshit | 1 Comment

Protection

Published April 19, 2009 | By Bob Mooney

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Posted in Guns | 2 Comments

Independence

Published April 14, 2009 | By Bob Mooney

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Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments

Free people

Published April 10, 2009 | By Bob Mooney

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Posted in Guns | 5 Comments

Poor life choices

Published April 9, 2009 | By Bob Mooney

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The Journey Of Man

Published April 4, 2009 | By Bob Mooney

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

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