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Dish Network fired me as a customer today

I’ve had Dish Network service since November of 1997. I’ve always like it. But last night I got a letter in the mail from DirecTV offering me TV service for around half the price I’m paying for Dish Network. And the cable company sends me offers every week trying to lure me over with offers of $29.95 a month compared to the $95 a month I pay for Dish.

So I called DirecTV. Sure enough, for $47.99 plus tax, including ALL fees, I can get their Choice Xtra package with service on 4HD TV’s and whole house DVR service. Plus, I’ll save an additional $10/mo on my Qwest DSL service. So I signed up.

But then I started second guessing myself. Maybe I should give Dish a chance. So I contacted them. They flat out refused to give me any discounts, but wanted to cancel my service on the spot! They said that if they gave me a discount they’d be losing money, and I’m not a valuable enough customer to keep.

Fuck You Dish Network! I’ll let someone else take my money every month.

 

 

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