Bob's Backyard

[Source: Medical Billing and Coding]

You’ve no doubt seen this commercial, but have you really LISTENED to it.
It seems there’s a subliminal message embedded in the audio.
Take another listen..

When I’m not pretending to be working, I’m often screwing off on the Internet, particularly on Facebook. What? You know you spend 7 hours out of every 8 hour workday on there too. It’s the real cause of the recession, lost productivity due to Facebook, but that’s another post.

Anyway, Kari always has some sort of witty status, and Brad and I often have funny comments to make. But today Chad kicked both our asses..

Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman. She asked me if I liked breasts or legs.

“Breasts or Legs?”, she insisted.

I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.

Apparently I’m not welcome back at KFC anymore.

People always talk about making a New Years Resolution. Psychologically, the idea of a new beginning gives us a sense of optimism and hope. That’s a great way to approach your life and the start of a New Year, with hope and belief that things can change. But did you follow through with your resolutions? Our initial enthusiasm gets worn down by the routines and patterns that we have established in our life. As the years progress we have in fact reinforced the notion that it’s okay not to follow through. We have grown accustomed to our behavior and don’t hold ourselves accountable. We, in fact, know that for the most part we will not follow through with our resolutions.

So why do it? Screw resolutions, let’s have a REVOLUTION!

2009 has been a year of obstacles for so many. Not only do so many want change, but so many need change. However, we cannot wish or wait for change. We cannot expect the economy, government, society or any others to create the changes we need. We need to look within ourselves, to be the change we want to manifest in our lives.

The only obstacle between you and creating change is yourself. It’s time for you to start believing in your power. It’s time to get resolved to act. It’s time for change, real change. Free yourself of what holds you back. Free yourself from a mindset of waiting, negative expectations and lack of follow through with consistent action. You no longer should live within the limitations of your resolutions and wishes. It’s time for you to revolt against your pattern of thinking that is holding you back. It’s time to forget about resolutions and declare 2010 a year of revolution, the Personal Freedom Revolution of 2010. A year we become free of our old patterns and set our lives in a direction we want. A year of real change!

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