Work

The need for Engineers

Published January 31, 2012 | By Bob Mooney

This is pretty much like my job, only snarkier.

Published April 19, 2011 | By Bob Mooney

Engineers, Scientists, and Technicians almost never make as much money as business executives.

Let’s see a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge = Power)

Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time = Money)

As every engineer knows, Power = Work/Time

Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money (from postulate 1 and 2 above), we have Knowledge = Work/Money

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work/Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done.

Conclusion: The Less you Know, The More you Make.

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Published April 13, 2011 | By Bob Mooney

Every day.

Published February 17, 2011 | By Bob Mooney

Just a bit of mystery office shitter’s confession:

It was me who shat in the upper right hand drawer of the VPs desk
The anal retentive accounting woman? You know her, she nitpicks every expense you have. Well to make you all feel better, last week, at 1am on a weeknight, I removed the cover from her computer, shit, and then reassembled. i have no doubt that was the cause of the 4 hours of closed door meetings the next day.
The office managers coffee cup. I apologize for this one because I had Taco Bell. It was more of anal piss than crap, but nonetheless, the boss had to go to Starbucks the next morning.
How about the fudge in the freezer of the fridge. It has been in there for 6 weeks. I pity the fool who removes the plastic cover.

Read the whole confession on this craigslist post.