Neighbors
Neighbors Give ‘Phallic Tree’ Thumbs Down:
A tree is making neighbors in a Tempe neighborhood a little uncomfortable, Phoenix television station KPHO reported.
Actually, the tree itself is scattered in pieces throughout Adam Starr’s backyard.
Starr said the 35-foot pine tree behind his house died and needed to come down, so he asked a friend to chop it down.
As a bonus, the friend left behind a one-of-a-kind sculpture in the shape of a male body part.
Calling (Almost) All Bands
Thank God for camera phones. I spotted this bad boy at the local Burger King tonight and had to snap a shot of it on the way out. I’m not the only one, while I was eating my slop they call a hamburger, a couple of teenaged girls stopped and took a picture of the sign. Just for fun I should really call them and offer to play some Tori Amos cover songs, or some similar bullshit, and record their reaction to that.







